I like to make “DJ mixes” from time to time. Here are some of them.
So called because the lover in question turned out to dislike two of the tracks.
| 1 | Fugees | - | Boof Baf |
| 2 | Holychild | - | Powerplay |
| 3 | Herb Alpert | - | Rise |
| 4 | The Notorious B.I.G. | - | Hypnotize |
| 5 | Missy Elliott | - | Get Ur Freak On |
| 6 | Balkan Beat Box | - | Hermetico |
| 7 | Tupac | - | Hit 'Em Up (acapella) |
| 8 | TV Girl | - | Natalie Wood |
| 9 | Busdriver | - | Casting Agents And Cowgirls |
| 10 | Vulfpeck | - | 1612 |
| 11 | The Band | - | Ophelia |
| 12 | Talking Heads | - | Take Me To The River |
| 13 | Paul Simon | - | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover |
| 14 | Jim Capaldi | - | Hotel Blues |
| 15 | The Rolling Stones | - | Miss You |
| 16 | Ronnie Hudson | - | West Coast Poplock |
| 17 | The Internet | - | Dontcha |
| 18 | Rod Stewart | - | Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? |
| 19 | Chappell Roan | - | After Midnight |
| 20 | Fleetwood Mac | - | Everywhere |
| 21 | Blondie | - | Heart Of Glass |
| 22 | Patrice Rushen | - | Forget Me Nots |
| 23 | Dur Dur Band | - | Gorof (Elixir) |
| 24 | Kurtis Wells | - | Abyss |
| 25 | Chappell Roan | - | Good Luck, Babe! |
| 26 | SEGA | - | Metallic Madness (G Mix) |
| 27 | The Galaxies | - | Umbrella For Two |
| 28 | Martin Denny | - | Sayonara |
Riddled with obscure inside jokes. Don't ask. This also isn't the original ending (again, don't ask).
| 1 | 5 Seconds of Summer | - | She's Kinda Hot |
| 2 | Fountains of Wayne | - | Stacey's Mom |
| 3 | Quarterflash | - | Valerie |
| 4 | Green Day | - | Minority (acapella) |
| 5 | Busdriver | - | Casting Agents And Cowgirls |
| 6 | Britney Spears | - | Baby One More Time |
| 7 | Béla Bartók | - | Contrasts (unknown performers) |
| 8 | Green Day | - | Shoplifter |
| 9 | Green Day | - | Brutal Love |
| 10 | Twenty One Pilots | - | The Pantaloon |
| 11 | Rusty Warren | - | Red River Sally |
| 12 | Akinyele | - | Put It In Your Mouth |
| 13 | Toto | - | Africa |
| 14 | Swae Lee, Post Malone | - | Sunflower |
| 15 | Avril Lavigne | - | Sk8er Boi (shittyflute version) |
| 16 | Green Day | - | Longview |
| 17 | Reggie Knighton | - | Drug Dealer |
| 18 | Hechizeros Band | - | El Sonidito |
| 19 | Green Day | - | Jaded |
| 20 | Green Day | - | Brain Stew |
| 21 | Bobby Goldsboro | - | The Straight Life |
Listen to this stuff if you want to impress musicians.
| 1 | Snarky Puppy | - | Lingus |
| 2 | Snarky Puppy | - | Binky |
| 3 | Jim Hall Trio | - | Circles |
| 4 | Frank Zappa | - | While You Were Out |
| 5 | Frank Zappa | - | five-five-FIVE |
| 6 | The Beatles | - | Tomorrow Never Knows |
| 7 | Snarky Puppy | - | What About Me? |
| 8 | Jacob Collier | - | P.Y.T. |
| 9 | Frank Zappa | - | What's New In Baltimore (“Chalk Pie” bootleg version) |
| 1 | Frank Sinatra | - | Close To You (acapella) |
| 2 | De John Sisters | - | Theresa (The Little Flower) |
| 3 | Jim Hall Trio | - | T.C. Blues (drum break) |
| 4 | Claude Debussy | - | Claire De Lune (Sondra Bianca) |
| 5 | The Avalanches | - | Tonight |
| 6 | John Cage | - | In A Landscape (Stephen Drury) |